Caffeine + protein. keep going.
A chef-crafted bar with the caffeine of an espresso in it. 11–14g protein, 7–8g fiber. No crash.
30-day guarantee · free shipping over $60
Superior Taste Award, 2026International Taste Institute, Brussels
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- Free shipping over $60
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- 75mg Natural caffeine — about one espresso
- 11–14g Multi-source protein blend
- 7–8g Fiber
- No crash Coffee-fruit caffeine paired with L-theanine
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All bars →The morning start
Breakfast and the espresso, one wrapper, out the door.
The 3pm slump
The claim only we can print: this bar is also the coffee.
The pre-workout
Caffeine 30 minutes before, protein for after. One bar.
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What's actually in it
Chef-crafted by head chef Matt Paine. Five things doing the work.
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Coffee fruit
The fruit around the coffee bean. Its caffeine comes on slower and holds longer than a shot, so you get the lift without the spike.
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Whey blend
A blend of whey concentrate, whey isolate and milk protein, so the bar chews like real food and digests without the brick feeling.
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Dates
Whole dates do the sweetening and carry the carbs. Fruit sugar wrapped in its own fiber, nothing synthetic.
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Almond butter
The first ingredient on the label. Slow-burning fat that keeps the texture soft and holds you over until an actual meal.
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MCT oil
Medium-chain fats from coconut that your body burns fast. The energy shows up in minutes and never sits heavy.
Unhinged for offices
The 3pm meeting
is the workout
Stock the kitchen with cases. Your team gets the espresso and the protein in one wrapper, and nobody does the 3:45 coffee-run disappearance again.
By the case (72 bars)Invoice + net-30Volume pricing on 3+
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Reviews
Idk how they make them taste so good without a ton of sugar that makes me crash or sugar alcohols that mess with my gut. They help me get my protein and have the perfect amount of caffeine for an energy boost.
Surya Kundu · Verified PurchaseGreat taste, solid caffeine kick, great to grab a go.
Eric Nutter · Verified PurchaseIf you love coffee and chocolate you need to give these bars a try.
mhave · Verified Purchase
Try it. If it's not your thing, that's on us
30-day money-back guarantee on your first order, subscription or not. Eat a few, decide, and if it didn't keep you going we refund it.
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Questions
Will it keep me up?
75mg is about one espresso, from coffee fruit rather than a synthetic dose and paired with L-theanine, so it arrives gentler and lasts longer. Most people are fine at 3pm. We would not eat one at 9pm.
What's L-theanine and why is it in here?
An amino acid found in green tea. Paired with caffeine, it smooths the curve — steady focus on the way up, no cliff on the way down. That's the no-crash part.
Is this a meal?
It's a between-meals bar, not a meal replacement.
What's the protein blend?
A multi-source whey blend, chosen for texture and digestion.
How does the subscription work?
Subscribers save 10% and can skip, pause or cancel anytime.
Can my office order on invoice?
Yes — cases, invoicing and net-30 terms live on the offices page.
