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Unhinged Scrambled Clock Tote Bag

Unhinged Scrambled Clock Tote Bag

Featuring the Unhinged logo on one side and our scrambled clock design on the reverse, this is an actually nice tote bag you'll probably use day to day. The durable 13oz bull denim construction handles daily wear while the garment-dyed cotton develops character over time. Perfect for carrying essentials and Unhinged bars.

  • Unisex
  • Made in Los Angeles, Calif..
  • 13oz Bull Denim
  • Opening: 15"
  • Depth: 14 1/4"
  • 100% Shrink Free Garment dye Cotton
$25.00 USD
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Gluten Free No Seed Oils No Preservatives No Sugar Alcohols 75mg Caffeine Natural Caffeine Sources 11g Protein Multi-Source Protein Blend 8g Fiber Chef-Crafted
Gluten Free No Seed Oils No Preservatives No Sugar Alcohols 75mg Caffeine Natural Caffeine Sources 11g Protein Multi-Source Protein Blend 8g Fiber Chef-Crafted

  • Taste Description

    Chocolate-forward with a real coffee finish. Smooth cocoa and real milk chocolate lead the bite, followed by warm coffee notes and a satisfying crunch from cacao nibs and protein crisps.

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    Sweetness is balanced, never overpowering, and the bar finishes clean without an artificial aftertaste. More dessert than supplement. Often compared to a brownie.

  • Protein & Caffeine Breakdown

    Unhinged uses a multi-source protein blend for better texture and digestion.

    • Whey Protein Concentrate
    • Whey Protein Isolate
    • Milk Protein Isolate
    • Soy Protein Crisps

    Total protein per bar: 11g

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    Each bar contains 75mg of caffeine sourced from coffee powder and coffee fruit extract. That’s roughly the equivalent of a small cup of coffee—enough to sharpen focus and energy without overwhelming your system or causing a crash.

  • Ingredient Philosophy

    • Almond Butter – Provides healthy fats and richness
    • Chicory Root Fiber – Adds fiber and supports digestion
    • Dates – Natural sweetness and texture
    • Allulose – Low-calorie sweetener without sugar-alcohol side effects
    • Protein Blend (Whey Protein Concentrate, Milk Protein Isolate, Whey Protein Isolate) – Complete, high-quality protein sources
    • Soy Protein Crisps – Adds texture and additional protein
    • Cocoa Powder and Unsweetened Chocolate – Deep chocolate flavor
    • Cacao Nibs – Light crunch and roasted cocoa notes
    • Cocoa Butter – Smooth mouthfeel
    • Sugar – Small amount for balance (2g added sugar)
    • Sunflower Lecithin – Texture and consistency
    • Whole Milk Powder – Creaminess
    • Natural Flavors – Flavor balance
    • Sea Salt – Enhances sweetness and chocolate notes
    • Coffee Powder and Coffee Fruit Extract – Natural caffeine sources
    • MCT Oil (from Coconut) – Sustained energy support
    • Monk Fruit Extract and Stevia Leaf Extract – Natural sweetness without sugar alcohols

  • Allergen Information

    • Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, Milk
    • May contain traces of: Peanuts, Eggs, Wheat, Sesame, and other Tree Nuts.
    • May contain shell and/or pit fragments.

  • What We Don’t Use

    • No sugar alcohols (no erythritol, maltitol, xylitol, or similar)
    • No artificial caffeine or synthetic stimulants
    • No chalky, dry protein blends
    • No gluten
    • No neon energy-drink ingredients
    • No excessive caffeine load or crash

FAQ

How much caffeine is in one bar?

Each bar contains 75 mg of caffeine which is about a cup of coffee.

Can this replace my morning coffee?

Yes, many people use it as a coffee and breakfast replacement and have it (or, "take it") in the morning.

Is there a crash?

No. Protein, fats, and fiber help slow absorption for more stable energy.

Does it contain sugar alcohols?

No sugar alcohols.

Is it gluten free?

Yes, it’s gluten free!

Is it good before a workout?

Yes, the combination of caffeine and protein makes it ideal pre-workout fuel.

Is it good before or during a rave?

Yes 😈

Is Unhinged certified non-GMO

Our product is not certified Non-GMO, but all the ingredients are certified Non-GMO— a very common occurrence. It’s because our suppliers are unable to certify that the grass the cows are eating is non GMO!