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Unhinged for offices

Marcus on a stationary bike in business clothes, hit by a blast of confetti
The office / 4:55pm / unsupervised

Stock the office

Protein and espresso-level caffeine in one wrapper, by the case. The afternoon slump stops being a staffing issue.

By the case (72 bars)Invoice + net-30Volume pricing on 3+
Order casesOpen an office account
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Case pricing

1 case72 bars · $205 · $2.85 a bar
3+ cases$185 a case · $2.57 a barMost officesSelected
10+ cases$168 a case · $2.33 a barWholesale parity

Pricing published by design — hidden pricing loses procurement buyers. Tier numbers pend a final margin check.

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How it works

  1. 1

    Pick your cases

    Mix flavors. Card checkout right here, or ask for an invoice.

  2. 2

    Invoice + net-30

    Procurement-friendly: W-9 on request, terms on approval, one email thread with a human.

  3. 3

    Restock on a schedule

    Monthly by default. The kitchen never runs dry and nobody has to remember.

30-day guarantee, even in bulkoffices@alwaysunhinged.com
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Open an office account

One form. Reviewed by a person within a day. Approved accounts see office pricing across the whole store and can check out by card or request an invoice at any time.

How you’ll pay
W-9 on requestPOs accepted on approved termsA human answers, not a queue
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Questions

Can we pay on invoice?

Yes. Approved office accounts can request an invoice at checkout with net-30 terms. First orders may be card-only while terms are established.

Do you take purchase orders?

Yes, on approved terms — reference your PO number in the application and on any invoice request.

Can we mix flavors in a case?

Yes. Tell us the split in the application, or note it on any case order.

What if the office hates it?

The 30-day guarantee holds in bulk. If it did not keep the team going, we refund it.

Take a meeting. Take another one. Keep going

Open an office account